Cheetahs Never Win by R.J. Blain

Overview

Title: Cheetahs Never Win
Author: R.J. Blain
Series: A Magical romantic Comedy (with a Body Count) #11
Rating Out of 5: 5 (I will read this again and again and again)
My Bookshelves: Humour, Paranormal romance, Urban fantasy
Pace: Medium
Format: eBook, Novel
Year: 2019

Thoughts

This is definitely one of my favourite A Magical Romantic Comedy books – I loved Aaron and Sassy from the beginning. And I also seriously enjoyed how the cheetah cohort actually works. It was nothing like I expected, and I doubt really based on how cheetahs act in the wild, but it was also a lot of fun. I particularly loved that Aaron’s infatuation with Sassy is shown through his constant purchasing of shoes. I mean, gift giving is a very good love language. And the fact that it’s through expensive shoes? Even better.

The machinations and manipulations of Sassy’s family are absolutely hilarious. They manage to constantly manoeuvre their way into Sassy’s life. And the fact that they actually infect Aaron way before anyone realises? Again, absolutely hilarious. The fact that Aaron ends up following their plan, but a few years after the fact just made me giggle all that much harder. I know that I’d do anything for my kids’ happiness, but this level of manipulation? That is just a whole other thing… one I find weirdly admirable.

Behind the wonderfully fun romance and getting to know Sassy’s family is the fact that Aaron and Sassy are on the hunt for a serial killer. I did tear up a few times throughout this – since the killer is actually hunting children. And I definitely found this to be the most intense story of the series. Particularly since I was pregnant with my second child whilst reading this. Yet, I enjoyed trying to figure out just who was behind all of this as I read through. And why they were so damn evil. It was kind of fun trying to get answers…

There are so many great characters that I absolutely fell in love with throughout this novel. I definitely want more cheetah shapeshifters. Since they seem to have a few less-mainstream kinks and are equal sex opportunists. Plus, the whole taking a kidnapping to settle them down? Again, kind of brilliant and hilarious. Definitely a whole new world to explore in this book, and I hope we get back to this group again.

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Blending In by R.J. Blain

Overview

Title: Blending In
Author: R.J. Blain
Series: A Magical romantic Comedy (with a Body Count) #10
Rating Out of 5: 4.5 (Amazing, but not quite perfect)
My Bookshelves: Christmas, Humour, Paranormal romance, Urban fantasy
Pace: Medium
Format: eBook, Novel
Year: 2018

Thoughts

I knew that there would be a shapeshifting chameleon in this book – because the cover features a chameleon. The fact that Miriah is cursed to be a chameleon every time she gets near the man she crushes on – completely unexpected. And kind of hilarious. I mean, what an absolute drag, but I also love that it involves a whole lot of sass from Miriah, regardless of what form she is in.

Although at the beginning, I was determined to hate on Gavin because he’s the one who cursed Miriah, I couldn’t quite figure him out. For starters, I really want to know just which / what divine he actually is! But, there’s also the fact that although he originally curses Miriah because she refuses him, there is also the hints of some kind of kindness there. Totally misplaced and cruel in a lot of ways – but, still a need to watch out for the woman and his son. I’m hoping that there will be answers to this later in the series. I’m definitely finding that little moments sneak up on me throughout this series that answer questions I didn’t even know I had.

Reading this when you are pregnant is an interesting idea. Towards the end of the story Miriah and Chase decide to rescue a ridiculous amount of dogs and puppies. It made me cry. Partly because, well, pregnancy, but also because I have a beagle. And there were a lot of beagle puppies to rescue. And just, in general, rescuing poor puppies that have been experimented on! It was a little bit sweet, even if it also involved violence. Which, tends to be something I enjoy a little too much when reading…

Although I enjoyed this story, I didn’t really find that there was much “romance” per se. I mean, Chase and Miriah getting to know each other was great, and it kind of set up a slow burn. But it didn’t really get there. Suddenly, they’re just engaged, and apparently a couple. I kind of missed the moment when they flicked that switch. It was still a fun journey, and one that I will go on again. But I did struggle to understand just when that happened. Having said that, when Chase and Miriah are obviously a couple, Chase’s parents get heavily involved. And I absolutely loved Chase’s parents! They are hilarious and a whole lot of fun. Worth rereading this just for their presence…

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Fowl Play by R.J. Blain

Overview

Title: Fowl Play
Author: R.J. Blain
Series: A Magical romantic Comedy (with a Body Count) #9
Rating Out of 5: 4.5 (Amazing, but not quite perfect)
My Bookshelves: Humour, Paranormal romance, Urban fantasy
Pace: Medium
Format: eBook, Novella
Year: 2018

Thoughts

I love that Blain completely agrees with me – swans are arseholes. I still remember the time when I was young and I had one try and attack me… for feeding it! But that’s beside the point, childhood traumas aside, as an adult I can totally respect their aggression and arsehole tendencies. The fact that this is literally pointed out multiple times throughout this story just made it all that much better. I mean, it’s one thing to have subtle characterisation of this – but to outright state it? Brilliant.

Emma has definitely got the most bizarre parental combination so far in this series – she is the child of a swan, an angel and a demon. And you can see how the combination of the three, and their non-traditional parenting techniques combine. It leads to a lot of humour and shenanigans throughout this story. Moments that frequently had me giggling out loud if I’m being honest. Even writing this review a few days after I turned that final page, I’m smirking a little…

Kenneth’s desire to win over Emma is kind of cute. Particularly when you realise how long he’s had these slightly stalkerish tendencies. Alright, stalkerish tendencies aren’t always good, but this manages to just flirt the line with creepy. He is such an adorable little smitten kitten. One that I really enjoyed getting to know. The fact that their Meet Cute was him arresting her just had me laughing all that much more.

Although my main takeaway from this story was all positive and happy, there was obviously still a bit of mayhem and death. I mean, that’s kind of what this series is all about. The fact that it was a serial killer that did most of the killing? Not quite what I had anticipated. Particularly when you find out just who the damn serial killer is. And what their motivations are… way more twisted than I anticipated.

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No Kitten Around by R.J. Blain

Overview

Title: No Kitten Around
Author: R.J. Blain
Series: A Magical romantic Comedy (with a Body Count) #8
Rating Out of 5: 4.5 (Amazing, but not quite perfect)
My Bookshelves: Humour, Paranormal romance, Urban fantasy
Pace: Medium
Format: eBook, Novel
Year: 2018

Thoughts

This was a great and beautiful second chance romance. One that had complications that not many people could overcome. But both Reed and Kennedy rise to the challenge beautifully and carve out their new happily ever after. Actually, I kind of like all of the ways that they grow and obviously change with their time apart. It just made me adore them all that much more. Plus, I just like second chance romances in general. True love and all of that nonsense.

Reed’s history and journey to the beginning of the story is kind of sad. I mean, he does the right thing, but is completely ostracised from and by everyone that he loves. Definitely not a great backstory. But I do love, that although he’s so obviously not happy, he also doesn’t really have any regrets. He acknowledges that he wishes for different things in his future, but he doesn’t regret trying to protect others. It made me fall in love with him pretty dang early on in the story to be honest.

Kennedy is a great balance to Reed. Where he is very calm and accepting, Kennedy is a bit of a spitfire. I love how feisty she is, particularly in the scenes when she realises just who is training both of them in sword fighting. She’s also incredibly, and hilariously dramatic. I also loved that this feistiness and strength actually came after her and Reed originally split up. She really shows that she was able to grow into herself once she realised her mistakes and was untethered.

As much as I love Reed and Kennedy, I must admit that I am also in love with their pets. I mean, they call them Kitten and Puppy. And they are some weird kind of magical beings that protect the world. Or at least, that’s what I got out of the story… I may have gotten a little confused as there is so much going on at the end of this story. Regardless, any story that so heavily features pets is going to be a good tick in my book.

For all of that, I still think that one of my favourite aspects of this book was the elf instructor. We’re a little bit introduced to the dangers of elves in Last But Not Leashed. But, it isn’t until this novel that you truly appreciate how dangerous, and psychotic they are. Which, me being me, I thought was fantastic and want more of. I mean, psychotic elves that want to kill people are great… but the fact that she also has a penchant for eating those that annoy her… brilliant.

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Last But Not Leashed by R.J. Blain

Overview

Title: Last But Not Leashed
Author: R.J. Blain
Series: A Magical romantic Comedy (with a Body Count) #7
Rating Out of 5: 4.5 (Amazing, but not quite perfect)
My Bookshelves: Humour, Paranormal romance, Urban fantasy
Pace: Medium
Format: eBook, Novella
Year: 2018

Thoughts

I enjoyed everything about this novella. But I particularly liked the whole saga of Dale’s colouring. I mean, he literally won’t shift because of his colouring. And, if I was some kind of psychedelic wolf… I don’t know what I’d do. But all I could think while reading this was PRETTY.

Dale is a really sweet and wonderful lead male. I also love how he is so content in himself, that he has no issue being a Beta. There are no dominance fights, challenges or such. Rather, he just continues on his own merry way and continues to be happy with who and what he is. Having said that, as with many stories I read and enjoy – Dale might be Beta, but he definitely has his own strength and power. Plus, the stubbornness is WAY too relatable for me.

This novella features a whole lot more action to the inner workings of the CDC. I mean, I’m normally a bit “eh” about the idea of government agencies in stories. Particularly those that feature a whole lot of off-kilter and unique characters. But, I love the way the CDC seems to be run throughout this. In fact, I actually want a whole lot more of this organisation in my reading!

Dale’s mate is someone that I really enjoyed from the first moment. She is tough as nails and kind of scary. It’s also obvious that she has feelings for Dale, but is happy to leave them on the back burner until he is comfortable. Yet, my favourite part of her (and, indeed, this whole story) is the idea that she is part elf. And, somehow, in this series, part elf just means that she is pretty trigger happy on the whole kill everyone and leave no witnesses aspect of her personality. Very funny, very enjoyable, and being pregnant at the time of reading this, the kill everything is scary relatable…

<- Owl Be YoursNo Kitten Around ->

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Owl Be Yours by R.J. Blain

Overview

Title: Owl Be Yours
Author: R.J. Blain
Series: A Magical romantic Comedy (with a Body Count) #6
Rating Out of 5: 4 (Really good read!)
My Bookshelves: Humour, Paranormal romance, Urban fantasy
Pace: Medium
Format: eBook, Novella
Year: 2018

Thoughts

I love that this paranormal romance is about owl shapeshifters. I have a lot of shapeshifter romances on my shelves, and a lot of different animals. But, I think this might be the first one that is about owl shifters. Which, of course, I kind of loved. Avian shifters are something that I definitely want more of in my life. What I didn’t love about this is the fact that it was only a novella, not a full length novel. I wanted more of Daniel and Emily!

This was one of those stories that focused kind of heavily on the past – after all, Daniel and Emily have a pretty interesting past together. And it is the actions and activities of the past that really inform their future together. I mean, it’s really sweet that Daniel has been in love with her since high school and was trying to figure out a way to woo her when she was attacked. The fact that Daniel’s regard is what put her on Billy’s radar for an attack… not so good.

Daniel and Emily’s wedding plans were absolutely hilarious and brilliant. I frequently laughed out loud at them. I mean, at the start of this novella, Emily seems kind of innocent and like someone who just wants to stay below the radar… and then she gets her confidence up. The idea of a “wedding” crowbar meant to beat someone to a bloody pulp will be stuck in my mind forever.

Even though the start of Miranda’s happily ever after occurs in this novella, I do love the idea of a bit more about her. She, after all, is just as blood thirsty. But, being a lawyer, is incredibly good at figuring out the loopholes to be as blood thirsty as she wants. A brilliant story with a fantastic ending.

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Two Houses by Kelly Link

Overview
Hauntings: Datlow, Ellen: 9781616960889: Amazon.com: Books

Title: Two Houses
Author: Kelly Link
In: Hauntings (Ellen Datlow)
Rating Out of 5: 4.5 (Amazing, but not quite perfect)
My Bookshelves: Ghosts, Horror, Space
Pace: Medium
Format: Short story
Publisher: Tachyon
Year: 2013

Thoughts

This short story started out kind of fun, and not with too much feeling of a horror story. I mean, it’s a bunch of younger people, in space, celebrating a friends’ birthday. How could that not seem fun and innocent? But then it got a little bit darker… and kind of haunting. And then it just got twisted. I love that this horror feeling came out of left field and was quite unexpected.

To start with, the characters begin by telling each other ghost stories. A perfectly normal way to spend an evening when you’re young and bored. Again, it wasn’t overly freaky to begin with. Then we get to the story of the two houses – which is quite twisted in and of itself. But then the ship gets involved in the story and things get seriously… twisted. And horrible. Which made this a fantastic story – the unexpected nature of the ick and horrifying.

After reading this seemingly benign short story, I actually had to walk around my house and close all of the darker areas. I mean, this was a seriously creepy murder story that features a murder house. I might not live in a murder house, but it didn’t mean that I wanted to look out at the darkness that inhabits all of the shadows. I mean, you finish off this story wondering who is in the murder house, and who is in the replica…

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Wish by Jenni Balch

Overview
A Universe of Wishes: A We Need Diverse Books Anthology by Dhonielle Clayton

Title: Wish
Author: Jenni Balch
In: A Universe of Wishes (Dhonielle Clayton)
Rating Out of 5: 4.5 (Amazing, but not quite perfect)
My Bookshelves: Paranormal fantasy, Space, Young adult
Pace: Slow, Medium, Fast
Format: Short story
Publisher: Crown
Year: 2020

Thoughts

This short story is a bit of a twist on the whole “genie in the lamp” kind of story. It has a lot of the same principals, but there is a bit more flexibility and variety to it. That, and the guy in the lamp somehow ends up in space trying to grant a wish that I just wasn’t expecting.

I loved the nature of Adriadne’s wish. I mean, I was expecting something that was either going to be catastrophic for the space ship, seriously selfish or typically immature. Instead, it was something that I could completely understand and get on board with. Plus, it is not something that impacts anyone else. Plus, the way that Balch reveals her wish and also manages to world build at the same time… freaking brilliant.

At the end of this story, instead of going back into the lamp and waiting for the next wish, the ‘genie’ decides to stick around. My romantic heart likes to think that they manage to make a great relationship (friendship or otherwise) out of this arrangement. One that helps them stand the travels through space… but that could just be my own wishful thinking and romantic nature. Regardless, that’s how I’m imagining the ending of this story…after the current ending that is.

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Why Light? by Tanith Lee

Overview
Image result for teeth ellen datlow terri windling book cover

Title: Why Light?
Author: Tanith Lee
In: Teeth: Vampire Tales (Ellen Datlow & Terri Windling)
Rating Out of 5: 5 (I will read this again and again and again)
My Bookshelves: Paranormal fantasyVampires
Pace: Medium
Format: Short story
Publisher: Harper
Year: 2011

Thoughts

Why Light? is the short story that rounds out the Teeth collection. And it was kind of a nice way to end out this anthology if vampire stories. It was surprisingly sweet and cute. Not even remotely what I expected from the author and / or the start of the story.

I really like the idea of ‘sun kissed’ vampires and ‘healing’ vampires. It was a little less gothic and aggressive than I was expecting, which was kind of a nice change of pace. Plus, the idea of these two vampire types joining together was kind of fantastic. I’d read more about this in the future.

Although this story didn’t actually end with a ‘happy ending’, there were lots of hints to it. Because I’m an optimist and a romantic, I choose to believe that there was a happily ever after in the books for these two… even if they’re both taking a huge leap of faith and trust into the unknown.

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Where Angels Come In by Adam L.G. Nevill

Overview
Hauntings: Datlow, Ellen: 9781616960889: Amazon.com: Books

Title: Where Angels Come In
Author: Adam L.G. Nevill
In: Hauntings (Ellen Datlow)
Rating Out of 5: 3 (On the fence about this one)
My Bookshelves: Horror
Pace: Slow
Format: Short story
Publisher: Tachyon
Year: 2013

Thoughts

At the beginning of this Hauntings tale, I thought that this was going to be a fae / changeling story. But it wasn’t. It was actually seriously icky. And disturbing… and had absolutely nothing to do with angels or anything even remotely benevolent.

This story features horrible demon things that try to eat children. And they do succeed… which, of course, makes this the perfect short story for the Hauntings collection. But, it did make me seriously uncomfortable when the narrator started describing the “wet thing”.

There is something of this short story that is a bit reminiscent of IT. Which, of course, makes it all that much more terrifying. And honestly, it is just damn creepy. And not in the way that I usually enjoy…

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